The man who be Jack that done got his wish

Jack was a sad little person. At school when he walked trough the hallways, people would point at him and laugh. He had the kind of disposition where the moment you look at him, you think "ha-ha, what a dork!". Deed down Jack really wanted to kill everybody in the school who ever so much as looked at him. But he would rather not. One day things were really rough, he just broke down and screamed "God! Please have mercy on me! I hate the world! I hate everybody in it! Just take me to a faraway place where I can live happily ever after!" And, oddly enough, something did happen. All the sudden, a dragon came through the ceiling and when he breathed fire everyone instantly died a rather horrid death. The dragon then spoke to Jack saying, "your wish is granted" and Jack was teleported out of there. He arrived in a beautiful mansion in one of the many bedrooms lying on his four poster bed. Then, this incredibly hot japanese chick appears out of nowhere--in her panties! "I want you Jack," she said. Jack couldn't believe it. His wish had come true. So Jack and the japanese chick got in the bed and I'll let you figure out the rest. THE END

P.S: Oh yeah, and they lived happily ever after!