Duty Calls
BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!
Russ woke up instantly from his doze and picked up the transmitter that was making that horrible noise.
"What now?" Russ groaned. He answered it.
"Striker! You there?!"
"What is it trooper?" Russ asked.
"You gotta get down here to the Bravo base! Were pinned down! I repeat, were pinned down!" The trooper screamed.
"Oh no," Russ groaned.
"A huge mob of triots just stormed the base! There everywhere! Our captain's dead! Well...were pretty much hosed sir! Were all gonna die! Requesting immediate assistance!
"I'm going in!" Russ said. He grabbed all his equipment & armour then made like a fetus and head out. He jumped into his emergency jet, which he was using a lot lately, cranked up the engine and get r' done!
Seven minutes and 28 seconds later Russ touched ground at Bravo base, grabbed his mini M37 shotgun and his AKs-74u and went into commando/but-kicking mode and let her rip.
The triots that were attacking were huge and vicious monsters that looked like a cross between a scorpion and a chimaera(if you don't know what a chimaera is, don't ask...). The tropper was right, there were hundreds of them ahnilating the base and the troopers with extreme prejudice. The troopers were doing their best, but without a leader things were very unorganized.
The battle was pretty much over 11 minutes later, until a huge triot about the size of a dump truck appeared out of no where. Russ made short work of him by picking up a rocket launcher and shooting it in its open mouth. Then the battle was really over.
But then, a flying saucer appeared out of thin air and a big-headed freak got out.
"YOU MONSTERS" it screamed. "How dare you! Arrrggghhhhhh! You despicable little creatures! I'll kill you all! Then I'll blow your planet to pieces like a hammer against crystal!"
"Blow this!" Russ screamed and fired the rocket launcher's remaining round. The rocket hit the thing square in the stomach and blew him to pieces.
"Good job Striker! Sorry for ruining your vacation!" One of the troopers said.
"Ah well, I had to get up in four hours anyway..."

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You are a mental retard!!!!!:)
You need to get a hobby.
Where's the half-naked Japense chick?
I like pie!!!!
My butt itches!!!!
I want my mommy!!!!!
Gaultney, stop humping that horse!!!!
I like playing with my pencil in strange ways!!!!!
Poo...
My poo itches!!!!
My !@#$!!$%@ hurts!!!!
Get r' done!!!!!!
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